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Originally Posted by sovereignstar
It's gotten to the point where I check this thread for daily affirmation as to how at least my life isn't as sad as amdaily's.
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You want sad? Try this: I'm sitting ay my computer surfing along while drinking a strong whisky 7-up mix. All of a sudden my toothpick goes missing
I'm looking on the computer, on the floor, on the desk, etc. Finally I gave up in anger and disgust.
About 3 minutes later I lift my cup up and what do I see? My toothpick floating in my drink
Rejoice!
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God, that is sad
At least I know I won't have any problems sleeping tonight. The last two (during which I managed to to drink for two days) where pure torture. In bed by 11, but not asleep until after 1:30. Then back awake by 3 for another half hour to an hour. Then up to piss an/or eat at 5. Then back to sleep till 8.
Thus, I'm drinking tonight