okay, first
Cringer is fucking owned for not knowing the differnce between fat tire and flat tire beer. someone please escort him from this thread
two.i'm an obnoxious on of a bitch when i'm brunk so please disregard anything i say.
3. i approached, met, and got the e-mail adress of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in the local bar, unfortunatley she told me she now hates younger men since the last one screwed her over. --- as a younger man, what can i say in my e-mail to convince her she should coffee with me?
4. never eat a bagel sandwich over you laptop while drunk
5. i took a fat bitcch on a date tonight and hated every minute of it. i spent the whole time thinking how great Jenn is dispite her problems. how i wished i could have her back.
6. passing out.....