Disclaimer: This tale is not for the feint of heart, for this is a tale of death, destruction, and general incompetence. In short, this is the story of Evil Afro's attempt at a college coaching career.
Evil Afro enters the grand ranks of coaching as the newly annointed savior of the Alabama State Hornets of the SWAC. (Pronounced "SWAC")
| Team | ASU |
| Overall | 63 |
| Offense | 66 |
| Defense | 60 |
| Unity | 42 |
Now keep in mind that Evil Afro has no coaching skills whatsoever. This job was gotten completely on good looks, and a loose tongue. We need some serious coaching help if there is to be any chance for us to win games.
| The Fro | Start |
| Offense | C- |
| Defense | C- |
| Teaching | C- |
| Scouting | C- |
| Charisma | B+ |
| Discipline | C- |
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| Assistants | K Childress |
| Ovr | C |
| Offense | C- |
| Defense | C+ |
| Teaching | C |
| Scouting | C- |
| Charisma | D |
| Discipline | C- |
| Ambition | A |
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| Ovr | J Ervin |
| Offense | C- |
| Defense | B- |
| Teaching | C- |
| Scouting | D |
| Charisma | C- |
| Discipline | F |
| Ambition | B- |
Childress is brought in for his teaching ability and to help in scouting, while Ervin is the main gameday coach.