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Fonzie · 06-08-2003, 01:57 AM

The latest from my allegedly "solid" YS:

Ray Hummel (12603051)
20 years, passable form, healthy

A nasty fellow who is temperamental and honest.
Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities.

Nationality: USA
Assessed value: 134 000 US$
Wage: 1 260 US$/week
Owner: Gasmasters
Warnings: 0

Stamina: wretched Goaltending: inadequate
Playmaking: disastrous Passing: wretched
Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous
Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: disastrous

Yuck.

On the plus side, there's probably some parallel universe in which I was grateful for having pulled this guy and kept him. In that universe I may have also bought him a snow cone and took him roller skating.

But ours is not that universe. In this one I'm kicking his ass right onto the transfer wire. And demanding a snow cone's-worth of compensation for him.

06-08-2003, 01:57 AM	#34
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	The latest from my allegedly "solid" YS: Ray Hummel (12603051) 20 years, passable form, healthy A nasty fellow who is temperamental and honest. Has disastrous experience and poor leadership abilities. Nationality: USA Assessed value: 134 000 US$ Wage: 1 260 US$/week Owner: Gasmasters Warnings: 0 Stamina: wretched Goaltending: inadequate Playmaking: disastrous Passing: wretched Winger: disastrous Defending: disastrous Scoring: disastrous Set Pieces: disastrous Yuck. On the plus side, there's probably some parallel universe in which I was grateful for having pulled this guy and kept him. In that universe I may have also bought him a snow cone and took him roller skating. But ours is not that universe. In this one I'm kicking his ass right onto the transfer wire. And demanding a snow cone's-worth of compensation for him. Last edited by Fonzie : 06-08-2003 at 01:58 AM.