I wish.
I hate Christmas, just like I hate every other overly-marketed fake celebration. Christmas is all about family? Religion? World peace? Wrong. It's all about spending as much money as you can on buying everybody gifts because if you don't everyone will think you are an asshole.
Call me Scrooge, I don't care.
But yeah, anyway, now I just need to figure out what expensive piece of jewellery to buy for my girlfriend.
