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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

I have read it. I'm in.

I have been planning, on and off, for a Zombie Apocalypse since college. I use the term "planning" loosely, since I really haven't prepared anything, but I do have some general plans.

The key part of my plan rests with the fact that one of my best friends is one of the cheif medical examiners in New York City. He is resigned to the fact that he will likely be at Ground Zero considering he typically starts his day by putting his fingers in dead people's mouths. His goal is to survive the initial attack and call me immediately. I reckon I will have quite a good headstart to pack up the car, get supplies, and start heading to my remote location (sorry, I cannot give out the details of my remote location).

That said, DeTox, since you're local and live like about a mile from my house. I will swing by and grab you. I will have space in the car. My wife has already declared she has no desire to survive a Zombie Apocalypse. Her role is to die early on, thus giving me a reason to brood and be really, really angry at the zombies. Any good Zombie Apocalypse leader broods and really, really hates zombies.

If my computer is on and I think of it, I'll be sure to post a thread here for all of you people. Why? Because that's the kind of guy I am.

Of course, if the Zombie Apocalypse comes in the form of the fast, running and jumping type zombies my plan is much simpler: 1) Buy sleeping pills and alcohol, 2) Make myself comfortable, 3) Injest sleeping pill and alcohol.

Last I heard the zombies felt New York was overcommercialized and they're planning to start someplace in Michigan...