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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors
I don't care how close the next person is. I make sure that when I approach a door, I pee on the handle/doorknob and sneeze on the door itself.
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Don't pee while sneezing, your head will jerk downwards, your hand upwards and you might hit your face.
Just sayin.
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