I've had numerous pizza drivers try and call me from their car on their cell phones, trying to suggest that I meet them at the front door of my apartment building. Motherfucker, I'm buying this crapass cardboard pizza for an inflated price, paying a delivery fee, and giving you a tip so that someone will bring me a pizza, not so someone will bring me a pizza part of the way.
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