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Originally Posted by sterlingice
I love (by which, of course, I mean hate) local news
"I'm Kent Brockman. On the eleven o'clock news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm."
SI
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I wonder if I'll live long enough to see who won the game? hmmmm? Seriously, it's a wonder anyone can manage to stay alive. How long until the first lawyer sues Supermarkets over this dangerous health condition? Then what?
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops.
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