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"FOFC Sports News, this is Giacomo Portiere, here with Dick Vitel. We're here to discuss the finalists for the CCNY coaching job. And I really think there are only two real canidates."
"That's clear, 'Jack.' Eliseo Pendley? Give me a break, baby. Three years as a major college assistant and he wants one of the best jobs in the country. I just want to know what idiot made him a finalist, so I know who got paid off."
"And similarily, I don't think that Seth Gilroy is the man. sucks at Nebraska, so you give him the reigns at CCNY? Do you want more NIT apperences?!" No, the choices is between Andrew Draper and Dennis Simmons.
"Got to be Simmons, Baby! Draper only won with other people's players. Simmons can build, too. And he'll need to, without all that dirty NY crime money...."
(this program has been interrupted for a commercial break...)
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