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Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2
Paterno is trying to set up an off-campus press conference.
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Oh wow. Not to make too much fun of this stuation, but the first thing that came to mind, given Paterno's age, crankiness, and general Grandpa Simpson demeanor, is him going off about 30 minutes into his press conference in a "YOU'RE GODDAM RIGHT I ORDERED THE CODE RED!!!' tangent.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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