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First question: "I'm sorry coach, I've been distracted by the allegations against former coach Jerry Sandusky and the fact that you might be involved in a cover-up of a serial child molester who used school grounds to lure and commit these alleged atrocities. Who is your opponent this weekend?"
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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