I think people at my work are reading FOFC. I've posted here about how I have trouble talking to blondes, and now it seems like every blonde in the building is coming to talk to me just to see how I react.
They do realize that if I practice enough, I'll get better, right? And they also realize that once I get better, they'll be touching themselves and quivering passionately in the corner every time I pass by, just like the brunettes and redheads, right? Even the bald chick gets a little too happy whenever she sees me.
This really isn't going to end well for anybody.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
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