the ripping and the tearing etc
My favorite person at work (the same woman who started a thread about my underwear) asked me what luxury I would indulge in if my finances were abundant. I told her that I would travel around the country and bowl in professional tournaments. What I wanted to tell her was that I would indulge in an overflowing collection of white bitches. The only reason I didn't say that was because I think she would've volunteered to be #1, and that would just be awkward at the workplace.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
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