I spent the afternoon volunteering at a park for an event. Got stuck working the parking lot. I hate lazy people. The responses to "Sorry. The lot is full. There is another lot on the next block."
"I'm not walking that far!"
"I'll wait right here until a spot opens up"
"I'M 70 YEARS OLD!!!"
The best of the afternoon... One woman when she asked where she could find where it was going on & I informer her once she parks to follow to the left of the pond...
"You mean I have to WALK?"
No maam, if you ask someone really politely they will bring the fucking log cabin to your car.
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