One of my favorite things about twitter, and one of the most underrated comedic areas, is when people tweet things at or in response to business twitter accounts. Like this:
Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw
. @OldNavy sometimes I tighten the straps on my overalls because I like how it feels on my cunt
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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