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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!
The process server was outside yelling "I KNOW YOU'RE HOME."
While he was there, the furniture his mother ordered arrived. He opened the garage & had his 11 year old daughter tell them to put it in there. When the delivery guys left the process server tried to force his way in. My friend's wife called 911 & reported that a man attacked her daughter. (911 call was lost) When the cops arrived, they talked & joked with the process server. He was leaving when my friend lost his mind.
The cops then gave the summons to his wife with the words "Consider yourself served, bitch."
My friend was tazered. When coming to he hears a cop say "He's too fucking fat. I can't get the cuffs on." then another say "I can do it. Watch this." The cop separated his shoulder & broke three ribs.
Somehow the broom when entered into evidence became a pipe. He was charged with attacking the police with a deadly weapon.
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So the moral of the story is "don't be an asshat"?