Was pissing in a one bowl open room toilet and I noticed a potential mythical creature today...the shit dam. Someone had laid simultaneous brown cucumbers with no TP. They merged forces to create a mythical "top kill" the likes that deep water horizon needed. I pissed off to the side as to not violate the integrity of the shitstruction.
When I was done, I eagerly awaited the results. Would this flush? It did not.
The identity of the shit brick layer will never be known. But I salute him.
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