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CrimsonFox · 01-17-2013, 12:33 AM

bhlloy/Lord Smedley Mowbrey

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: TOPHAT
Everyone loves your hat. It's so fascinating. So shiny! "May I hold it? And Try it on to see how I look in it?" they always say. And you let them. Of course you let them. So when they are all fussing over your hat, you fuss over their wallets and purses and pockets. What better way to receive a treasure.

booradley/Miss Brunella Weepworth

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: CRYBABY
You can become such a crybaby that people will just absentmindedly hand something to you inside their handkerchief just to shut you up. And they don't even realize it. Just glad you leave.

Autumn/Adele Batter

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: DUST
You ALWAYS have a featherduster with you and you are always dusting things. It just so happens that everywhere people go there is something to dust. So in doing your duties you would be within your rights to dust that exact thing that person is next to and in doing so take a treasure from them.

Mauchow/Thomasina Buttersby

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: Entertain!
You may "ENTERTAIN" anyone you choose and while you entertain them and dance aorund them you grab one treasure item of theirs. This action may be performed in PM to me with the target person and target MUST be in the room with you. Get it in by DAY action or NIGHT action.

Darth Vilus/Madame Zorah Von Stuttervane

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: FORTUNETELL

You dress the part, you look the part, you just don't have any magical powers. But what you lack in magic, you make up for in bullshit. People always love having their fortunes told, to have you read their hand or look into the crystal ball or close their eyes and talk to ghosts. And while they do all that you simply pick their pocket. And take things...like a treasure.

Jackal-Lathum/ Beatrice Waxweed

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: PRIMP
As you love to primp and fuss over other people's look and other people's clothes, like smoothing out a suitcoat, or fixing someone's hair or cleaning their face or changing the flow of a gown, it is terribly easy to, say, grab something from their pocket at the same time, like a treasure.

Passacaglia / Rev Bland

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: SERMON
Your sermons put people into a glazed-eyed cathartic state where they don't know what planet they are on, yet are not exactly asleep. When they reach this state they are completely unaware that you are taking money from them (either with the collection plate or simply reaching into their pockets and taking them). So you can now SERMON someone and take a treasure from them.

Chief Rum / Herbert Wainscotting

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: DULL
You become DULL. So DULL that people forget you are there. And when they do you simply walk up and take something from them without them realizing you were ever there for no one would ever suspect someone as dull as you to take something.

Goldeneagle / Gertrude Hopewell

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: HIDE OBJECT
Your clothes are so layered and thick, you could hide a truck in them. And people never really see where your hands are, making it easily to pass through a busy crowd and stick one of their treasures into your gown.

ntndeacon / Undoubtful Guest

"Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours.

New Skill: CONFUSE
You confuse everyone. You wander into a room full of people who don't know what to make of this odd birdcreature and stand nose to the wall and stare. And pretty sure they are all watching you and then watching what you watch. Or else ust try....try not to notice your weird beaklike nose. And try not to comment and try not to stare. And when that happens you take what you want from them. For you are doing what you do and someone should pay for that. Pay with treasure!

01-17-2013, 12:33 AM	#313
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	bhlloy/Lord Smedley Mowbrey "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: TOPHAT Everyone loves your hat. It's so fascinating. So shiny! "May I hold it? And Try it on to see how I look in it?" they always say. And you let them. Of course you let them. So when they are all fussing over your hat, you fuss over their wallets and purses and pockets. What better way to receive a treasure. booradley/Miss Brunella Weepworth "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: CRYBABY You can become such a crybaby that people will just absentmindedly hand something to you inside their handkerchief just to shut you up. And they don't even realize it. Just glad you leave. Autumn/Adele Batter "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: DUST You ALWAYS have a featherduster with you and you are always dusting things. It just so happens that everywhere people go there is something to dust. So in doing your duties you would be within your rights to dust that exact thing that person is next to and in doing so take a treasure from them. Mauchow/Thomasina Buttersby "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: Entertain! You may "ENTERTAIN" anyone you choose and while you entertain them and dance aorund them you grab one treasure item of theirs. This action may be performed in PM to me with the target person and target MUST be in the room with you. Get it in by DAY action or NIGHT action. Darth Vilus/Madame Zorah Von Stuttervane "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: FORTUNETELL You dress the part, you look the part, you just don't have any magical powers. But what you lack in magic, you make up for in bullshit. People always love having their fortunes told, to have you read their hand or look into the crystal ball or close their eyes and talk to ghosts. And while they do all that you simply pick their pocket. And take things...like a treasure. Jackal-Lathum/ Beatrice Waxweed "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: PRIMP As you love to primp and fuss over other people's look and other people's clothes, like smoothing out a suitcoat, or fixing someone's hair or cleaning their face or changing the flow of a gown, it is terribly easy to, say, grab something from their pocket at the same time, like a treasure. Passacaglia / Rev Bland "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: SERMON Your sermons put people into a glazed-eyed cathartic state where they don't know what planet they are on, yet are not exactly asleep. When they reach this state they are completely unaware that you are taking money from them (either with the collection plate or simply reaching into their pockets and taking them). So you can now SERMON someone and take a treasure from them. Chief Rum / Herbert Wainscotting "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: DULL You become DULL. So DULL that people forget you are there. And when they do you simply walk up and take something from them without them realizing you were ever there for no one would ever suspect someone as dull as you to take something. Goldeneagle / Gertrude Hopewell "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: HIDE OBJECT Your clothes are so layered and thick, you could hide a truck in them. And people never really see where your hands are, making it easily to pass through a busy crowd and stick one of their treasures into your gown. ntndeacon / Undoubtful Guest "Thieves" he calls you! Why you are totally insulted! Oh wait that's right. You ARE a thief. That's why you're here! Okay then, you'd better show him just how good a thief you are and use those skills of yours. New Skill: CONFUSE You confuse everyone. You wander into a room full of people who don't know what to make of this odd birdcreature and stand nose to the wall and stare. And pretty sure they are all watching you and then watching what you watch. Or else ust try....try not to notice your weird beaklike nose. And try not to comment and try not to stare. And when that happens you take what you want from them. For you are doing what you do and someone should pay for that. Pay with treasure! Last edited by CrimsonFox : 01-17-2013 at 12:39 AM.