[Chief Rum]

DAY FOUR FIGHT RESULTS

The ref steps forward to make sure Rowdy Roddy Piper (Chubby) is okay to continue. He seems to be spending more time concentrating on Piper than usual.

And maybe there is a reason why! Because as the wrestlers look on, Ted The Million Dollar Man path12 stepped behind The American Dream Dusty Rhodes and dropped a vicious elbow on the small of Rhodes' back! Rhodes falls to his knees. He is quick to return a strike, though, with a powerful back elbow lunge that DiBiase is unable to avoid. It catches him in the stomach, which he takes with a grunt. But that is all Rhodes can do before DiBiase is back on him again! He gets Rhodes arm into a sharp elbow lock! That's illegal! But the ref doesn't see! He's still attending to Piper, who is himself already pointing at DiBiase and Rhodes.

Dusty Rhodes is in massive pain! Finally the Million Dollar Man let's go, and Rhodes falls to his hands and knees, breathing heavily. The ref finally turns and DiBiase just nods him as he backs away. The fans rain boos on the ring for the dastardly move. It is obvious that SOMEONE paid the ref off!

The Ultimate Warrior (Julio Riddols) points at the The Honky Tonk Man (JAG), but the wrestling crooner merely shrugs an smiles his disdain for the feather-wearing native warrior. The Warrior howls at the sky and then charges! The Honky Tonk Man tries to jump out of the way, but the Warrior is too fast! He comes in with a flying elbow on The Honky Tonk Man's chest! The Honky Tonk Man falls back toward the ropes in pain, even as the Ultimate Warrior comes on. That proves to be a mistake, though, as Honky Tonk suddenly drops to knees and double fist punches the Warrior in the stomach! The Warrior doubles over and stumbles away.

Mr. Perfect (ntndeacon) jumps over toward Randy The Macho Man Savage (DaddyTorgo). The Macho Man seems set for him, but Mr. Perfect turns out to be sneaky quick. He slips around Savage's grasping hands and grabs him by the back of the neck! He turns away from The Macho Man to execute a perfect shoulder throw, bodily launching Savage into the air over his head. Savage lands with a thud.

His finish attempt spurned, Rick The Model Martel (britrock88) instead turns to The Barbarian (bulletsponge). Knowing he is unlikely to bring the big man alone with a blow, he attempts to box The Barbarian's ears! This pathetic effort, however, is shrugged off by The Barbarian, who barely seems touched. The Barbarian grabs Martel in a one handed choke hold and lifts him in the air! The Model struggles to escape the Barbarian's grasp, but it is too late. The Barbarian heaves him at the ropes! Is he going over? He is! He's going over!

But, no, Martel grabbed the rope and hung on! His feet never touched the ground outside of the ring. He scrambles back into the ring before anyone can knock him off of the ropes.



The American Dream Dusty Rhodes (murrayyyyy) has suffered catastrophic damage.

The Honky Tonk Man (JAG) has suffered moderate damage.

Rick The Model Martel (britrck88), Randy Macho Man Savage (DaddyTorgo), Ted The Million Dollar Man DiBiase (path12) and The Ultimate Warrior (Julio Riddols) all suffer light damage.