The short ..
A woman in her 60s walks into a bank.
She drops a bag down on the counter, it appears weighty.
She tells the bank teller, this is a bomb - now give me money.
The bank teller does as instructed.
The woman leaves and gets in a car, driven by a man.
The bomb squad is called in, and it's discovered that the "bomb" was actually ... wait for it ....
2 cans of spaghetti sauce.
They're still looking for her.
Spaghetti sauce cans are weapon of choice for woman who robbed Mich. bank, police say - Crimesider - CBS News