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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight
QUESTION PRESENTED:
Whether, when undersigned counsel has a pre-scheduled vacation planned with his girlfriend and (1) she's really hot, and (2) you just know United Airlines is going to be a bitch about change fees, it is an abuse of discretion for this Court to deny counsel's request to move the oral argument date?
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You know, I'd be fine with the change and the fees if Judge Kozinski would just call my girlfriend and explain why it was necessary. That shouldn't be on me.