View Single Post
Old 04-05-2015, 05:11 AM   #53
Izulde
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Finally, FINALLY after 10 road games to start the year, continuing the Bucaneers' 12 game losing streak dating back to last season, we get to play at home!

Game 11: vs Gardner-Webb
This is how much we suck. A 40-49 loss. THERE ARE HIGH SCHOOL TEAMS BETTER THAN US!

Game 12: vs UNC-Asheville
At this point, I'm seeing if we can achieve a big fat 0 wins on the year. 53-83 blowout. KEEP IT UP, GUYS! Oh, BTW, these last two games? They've been conference ones. :P

Game 13: @ Radford
56-89 L. That 9 point defeat may be the closest we get to a win!

Game 14: @ High Point
Low points continue at High Point. 50-63.

A bunch of players cry about their lack of PT. PLEASE TRANSFER OUT, GUYS! Some guy gets academically suspended. We're #1 on the 2* recruit's list, who my scout swears is a Red/Yellow, but I think he looks better than that by the ratings, so we'll keep on keeping on at him.

Game 15: vs VMI
We beat a military school finally! ...Psych. 45-78 loss.

Game 16: vs Liberty
58-71 loss. I wonder what happened to the previous coach. Fired. But they gave him all 7 of this dynasty's seasons before sacking him.

Recruiting Rankings
2015 - 282 - 1 2*, 2 1*
2016 - 333 - 2 1*
2017 - 336 - 1 1*
2018 - 310 - 1 2*, 1 1*
2019 - 329 - 2 1*
2020 - 278 - 1 2*, 1 1*
2021 - 270 - 5 1*

Wow. Awful. Just absolutely terrible. And fuck him for leaving me with this steaming pile of 1* shitbags.

ON TO THE NO WINS SEASON!

Game 17: @ Winthrop
45-67. My scouts must be morons. Yellow and Orange current juniors my ass.

Game 18: @ Presbyterian
Our best shot at a win this whole year maybe. They only have 2 victories to their credit. BOO YEAH! 51-52 LOSS! Way to go, boys!!!! That's officially our 20th straight loss in a row, dating back to last year.

Game 19: vs Coastal Carolina
Thomkal rallies the Chanticleers from the state to beat us 68-73 and keep this futility going.

Game 20: vs High Point
Can we hit 0-20?!?! 51-60 says YEEEEEEES!!!!!!

Game 21: vs Radford
61-87! WTG, guys! Winless through January!!!



We were the only ones to offer him a scholarship, but it's still good to lock him up, and I think he'll be one of the better players on the court next year, color coding here aside.
__________________
2006 Golden Scribe Nominee
2006 Golden Scribe Winner
Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

Rookie Writer of the Year
Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)
Izulde is offline   Reply With Quote