A priest and a buddhist were having an argument about their religion and decided to settle it with a pray-off. They would test their faith by jumping off a cliff and calling out to their deity.
The Buddhist jumped first, calling out... "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha..." As if by magic, he was lifted from his fall and was swept back up into the cliff edge. Smiling smugly at the priest, he waved for the latter to take his turn.
The priest jumped, and called out... "Jesus...Jesus...Jesus.... Buddha, Buddha, Buddha!"
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