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For some reason, I have always liked this one.

2 brothers are hanging out the day before the older one's 10th birthday.

Older brother tells little brother "Tomorrow is my 10th birthday. I think since I'll be 10, I'm allowed to cuss."

Little brother says "It is only fair that I get to cuss since you get to cuss."

The older brother agrees and says "I think my cuss word will be 'damn'."

The little brother says "And I think my cuss word will be 'ass'."

So, tomorrow comes and their mom calls them down for breakfast and tells the older brother "Since it is your birthday, you can pick what you want for breakfast."

He says "I'll take some damn Cheerios!"

Mom says "What did you say?"

He says "I'll take some damn Cheerios!"

Mom slaps him in the face and says "Never say that again!" Then she asks the little brother "Now, what do you want for breakfast?"

Little brother says "Well, you can bet your sweet ass I don't want any damn Cherrios!"