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Old 08-09-2015, 12:52 PM   #28
Brian Swartz
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Join Date: May 2006
November 29 -- Day 7

The Truth of Arstotzka

** Another Attack at Grestin Checkpoint: Suicide Bomber Slips Through Security

Great -- make it sound like it's my fault. With my luck I'll probably get arrested as an accomplice this morning.

** Dancers at Grestin Club Found Dead!

This is my fault too. Everything is my fault. Apparently there are no competent law enforcment in 'glorious Arstotzka'.

** The Weather


MOG Official Bulletin

"To facilitate more thorough inspections, a SEARCH scanner system has been installed in your booth"

"Kolechian extremists were suspected in yesterday's bombing."

Gee, what was your first clue. Thanks for the extra unpaid work though. Really fantastic, that.

"Search all Kolechians before approving their entry."

"Glory to Astrotzka."


Regulations

** All entrants must have a passport.
** All documents must be current.
** Citizens must have an id card
** Foreigners must have an entry permit
** Workers must have a work pass
** No weapons or contraband(NEW)
** All Kolechians must be searched(NEW)

The list grows longer all the time ...
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