[EagleFan]

The Results

1) Stupid decided that that most valuable position on the team isn't quarterback and it isn't anywhere on the defensive line. He is going to turn the NFL upside down with his number one pick. What position is he drafting?

Wasn't sure where this one would go, thought maybe more love for the kickers. Rather spread out.

S - 3
K - 3
WR - 2
CB - 2
RB - 2
T - 2
P - 1


2) Having played FOF for years. Owning the draft analyzer and the various other script based controversial tools, Stupid feels he needs house rules to give other NFL owners a chance at survival. (Apparently just starting in Cleveland isn't enough for ourr boy Einstein) Because of this he has decided that he will never draft a player from one college; what college is that?

I was thinking Michigan (for the whole Ohio/Michigan reason but also thought Alabama would be a very likely answer). Not picking Alabama was a killer as it turns out.

Alabama - 9
Ohio St. - 3
Michigan - 2
Notre Dame - 1


3) Even Stupid knows "the process" is stupid. He has a different plan in mind, one that will return the Browns to the lofty level of mediocrity they long enjoyed. He knows that is a lofty dream which has a long way to go but he has named his plan, a name that he thinks will cause him to be remembered forever; a name with a Cleveland theme. What did he name it?

I apologize for this. This didn't pan out. In my head I was thinking something along the lines of The Drive and the Fumble... The Recovery. Was going to group a few but since there were a couple that matched up I didn't want to penalize them.

Cleveland Steamer - 3
Brown Plan - 3
The Ends - 1
Cleveland First - 1
Cleveland Way - 1
Code Brown - 1
Brown Town Revival - 1
Brown Out - 1
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame - 1
Cleveland Rocks - 1
The Decision - 1


4) Even though Stupid doesn't think his team even needs to play a QB, he has heard the rumblings from the fans. If he doesn't draft a QB he may lose his cush job and the endless supply of adoring (female) fans it provides. So he HAS to draft a QB with his second 1st round draft pick and he cant trade the pick. Remarkably at position 12 no QB has been drafted and all eligible QBs are on the board. Which QB does stupid draft.

This was a bracket buster if you didn;t go with Trubisky.

Trubisky - 12
Watson - 3


5) Stupid knows how to spot value. Through extensive study of past drafts he knows this position always provides great value in the back half of the draft. So he would never waste a Top 3 round pick on it. What non specialist position is stupid waiting to draft until at least round 4.

RB - 7
C - 4 (a late surge changed things a bit with this one as RB was leading by a lot)
S - 2
G - 1
FB - 1


6) All this player evaluating is hard work. And Stupid isnt known for his work ethic. He just decides to skip the BS and rely on the best draft analyst in the business, known for his excellent evaluation skills. Which media analysts draft board does Stupid rely on?

Kiper or bust.

Kiper - 12
Mayock - 2
Walterfootball - 1