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Old 01-30-2018, 12:52 PM   #39
Edward64
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Here's a funny what if op-ed.

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/kirby...heres-my-list/
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I’d spend at least the first 5 minutes cursing my own country’s government for not having the foresight to kill Kim Jong Un (making it look like an accident, of course) at any point during the past several years.

With billions of dollars at its disposal, how is it that the freaking CIA couldn’t have found some way to smuggle poisonous toilet paper into Kim’s john or jong? Hell, that’s how the agency killed Elvis.

If it was right now, me working from home about 25 miles North from downtown Atlanta, wife and daughter at school (about 2 miles away), don't think 15 min is enough to do much other than call/text them and son (in college) and tell them I love them, goodbye and try stay indoors if they survive the blast.

If everyone was home for the holidays, I would grab a bunch of water & snacks and get them all down to the basement. The basement windows and door is facing North so away from the blast. Probably start praying alot.

Last edited by Edward64 : 01-30-2018 at 12:53 PM.
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