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Originally Posted by Brian Swartz
Disappointing showing on the pitch. The lack of variety in profane outbursts is even worse. The F-word isn't the only swearword. Get some creativity :P
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I will strive to improve my swearing game. :P
vs Bergnasets AIK (7th)
G: Eric Goransson
D: Patric Broberg/Filip Lindner/Lukas Holuj/Robin Ljungberg
M: Goran Gustafsson/Fredrik Nilsson/Victor Selander*/Martin Andersson
S: Simon Bjur/Sebastian Larsson
7 -
Nilsson brilliantly takes the ball back after a strip and passes to
Bjur for a 1v1 in the box. Shoots it right at the keeper and the ball bounces loose.
Gustasfsson moves in and puts away the rebound
1-0
8 - Shitstain immediate answer. Such horseshit, esp. since we're defensive
1-1
38 - WHERE THE HELL IS THE GOD DAMN SET PIECE DEFENSE?!
1-2
51 -
Bjur is off with injury.
Ahlin on, and
Beyan for
Ljungberg
89 - Another fucking set piece disaster
1-3
93 - I mean, he's been ass poor anyways, but
Ahlin ankle twist
Simon Bjur wrecked his spine and is probably done for the year.
Jonathan Ahlin is out a month and a half.
vs Bodkens BK (14th)
G: Johan Sjoberg*
D: Patric Broberg/Filip Lindner/Lukas Holuj/Ridwan Beyan*
DM: Adrian Santstrom/Victor Selander*
AM: Goran Gustafsson/Sebastian Larsson/Martin Andersson
S: Andreas Klingburg
So I finally gave to my staff and go with the 4-2-3-1 DM Wide. I mean, what have we got to lose at this point? We've crashed to 4th and have lost five straight games.
11 - Everyone on defense just stood there
0-1
56 -
Stromberg for
Klingburg;
Ek for
Goransson
58 -
Larsson kicks back to
Broberg and takes the return pass just outside the box. Pass to
Ek and we *finally* have a ball go in after like three shots cracking off the post or bar.
1-1
80 -
Ljuslinder for
Selander
My name comes up with a relegation-threatened Swedish Premier vacancy.
Patrick Broberg is out next game with yellows.
@ Hudiksvalis FF (12th)
G: Johan Sjoberg*
D: Filip Lindner/Robin Ljungberg/Lukas Holuj/Ridwan Beyan*
DM: Adrian Sandstrom/Victor Selander*
AM: Viktor Ek/Sebastian Larsson/Martin Andersson
S: Andreas Klingburg
35 - Gee, another shitty set piece goal given up
0-1
51 - This team sucks
0-2
62 -
Martin Andersson dribbles past the defender and crosses to
Ek for the score
1-2
End Result - Mentoring - Lindner and Holuj
Holuj said he was a little disappointed, but he went from a low Determination individual to 10 Determination and switched to being a Professional personality.
@ Harnosands FF (2nd)
G: Johan Sjoberg*
D: Patric Broberg/Filip Lindner/Lukas Holuj/Ridwan Beyan*
DM: Adrian Sandstrom/Victor Selander*
AM: Viktor Ek/Sebastian Larsson/Martin Andersson
S: Andreas Klingburg
28 - We're awarded a PK and
Lindner converts for his first Timra goal. Did I even establish my set piece takers? Dunno.
1-0
48 - Now
Andersson gives up a PK, but
Sjoberg actually stops it!!!
56 -
Gustafsson for
Ek;
Ljungberg for
Holuj
Finally the streak is broken, and we move up to 9th. More critically, with 6 games left, we've bought ourselves a 4 point cushion on relegation playoffs.
...So my staff, who has been bitching at me for WEEKS to use the current formation now says "Oh, that's not suitable at all. You should play the 4-5-1."
Eat whale dick, shitbrains.