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Originally Posted by Breeze

Unfortunately, she’s also won a BBC poll for Worst Pop Lyricist for her ’98 single “Life”, which by the way was a #1 hit in Japan, Spain, and several other European countries.

I've been chuckling randomly most of the morning after being reminded of this song and it's lyrics. For people who think it might not be that bad, may I present in all it's glory:

Mmm, yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah, yeah yeah
Oh life, oh life

[Verse 1]
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

[Chorus]
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

[Verse 2]
I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail
I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

[Chrous]
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo
Life, doo, doo doo
Doo, doo doo

[Verse 3]
So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to
Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

[Chorus]
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo