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Originally Posted by Ghost Econ
Two things:
1) working from home part-time, I've found I poop less at home and get more work done than in the office as a result.
2) I went to shit at work today, and the bowl just had splatterings of shit all over. On the inside of the rim, all around the bowl. Nothing on the seat or the top of the rim. This is a common occurrence at the office. How does this happen? I can't remember the last time I got solid shot smattered around the bowl. Are the hovering and cleaning the toilet and rim, do they have a 360° sphincter, do I just poop wrong so it all lands in the water?
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Years back with my now defunct D&D group. We asked the the host about the spatterings on his toilet bowl. He suggested that one of his visitors had perpetrated the act. At that point, the DM announced that when he visits this house he mounts the toilet "Cow Girl".
Still one of my most memorable D&D moments with that group.