[SirFozzie]

Typed up after hearing the Mexican game against Canada had been stopped for yet ANOTHER "Mexican fans can't apparently stop doing anti-LGBT chants while opposing GK take goal kicks"

FIFA: Mexican Soccer, I'm pretty sure you know why we called you into the office..
Mexico: No, not really.
FIFA: You've been naughty. Again.
Mexico: Yeah, but did you see how many youtube videos that cup bouncing off the player's head got? Besides, we (accidentally) hit one of our own players as well, so it evened out right?
FIFA: No, that's.. well.. that's NOT the specific reason we called you in today. But don't do THAT again, either.
Mexico: So, what's the problem?
FIFA: That chant.
Mexico: Oh....
FIFA: Yes, we asked you to stop it. We told you to stop it..
Mexico: And..
FIFA: You didn't stop it.
Mexico: I don't see a problem here.
FIFA: We do.
Mexico: Oh.
FIFA: Since you can't or won't stop your fans from that chant..
Mexico: A bit from column A, a bit from column B, really.
FIFA: We're going to have to force you to play a couple World Cup Qualifiers behind closed doors.
Mexico: Ow.
FIFA: Anyway, we hope that we won't have to call you in..
Mexico: Wait, that means men's and women's qualifiers, right?
FIFA: Well, we didn't specify, but.. um.. I guess.
Mexico: Well, that sucks, but not as bad then.
FIFA: So, now that this matter's closed.. what's that noise..
Mexico: It's our fans doing THAT chant again.
FIFA: (takes off their glasses, pinches their nose, and rubs their forehead)
Mexico: I don't see a problem here.