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If you are going to be one of the 7000 companies who bombard my personal email with "happy birthday!" messages, you best be coming with a freebie, or just GTFO and save your faux "we care about you" sentiment. It's not going to make me think more highly of you.
Now, Jimmy Johns giving me a free sandwich that I have a month to claim and City BBQ giving me $5 off my next purchase... you guys are good.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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