[Carman Bulldog]

A small tweak. This is kind of what I thought you were going for when I first read your prompt...

Write a story where David Carr has been pretending for several years to be a new quarterback in disguise named Derek Carr

David Carr had always been a talented quarterback, but for years he struggled to make a name for himself in the NFL. He bounced around from team to team, never quite finding his footing. But one day, he had an idea. What if he pretended to be someone else?

And so, David Carr donned a disguise and became Derek Carr, a hot-shot rookie quarterback with a cannon arm and a bright future. He joined the league with a bang, dazzling fans and analysts alike with his impressive skills and cool demeanor.

But the truth was, Derek Carr was really David Carr in disguise. He knew that if he played under his real name, he would never be given a fair chance. But as Derek Carr, he was able to start anew, with a fresh slate and a clean reputation.

For years, David Carr kept up the charade. He played brilliantly on the field, becoming one of the most beloved and respected quarterbacks in the league. He won games, led his team to the playoffs, and even earned a few MVP awards along the way.

But as time went on, David Carr began to grow tired of his double life. He longed to be recognized for who he really was, to shed the disguise and show the world his true face. And so, one day, he decided to come clean.

He held a press conference, surrounded by his teammates and coaches. With a heavy heart, he revealed his true identity, explaining how he had pretended to be Derek Carr for years in order to make a name for himself in the league.

At first, there was shock and confusion. But as the truth sunk in, the fans and media alike began to applaud David Carr for his bravery and ingenuity. They saw him in a new light, as a true underdog who had fought his way to the top against all odds.

And so, David Carr retired from football, content in the knowledge that he had made his mark on the world in his own unique way. As for Derek Carr? Well, he would always live on in the hearts of fans as a legendary quarterback, even if he had never really existed at all.