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Qwikshot · 01-26-2003, 02:12 PM

Kip Kasper, here on KJAV, Seattle's infinite sportstalk radio. Here to report a trade between the Portland Explorers and the Seattle Sasquatch.

Ray Pezz(prominent pessimist): I tell you, he's got Larry Brown disease, nobody else has traded once!!

Hi Lowe (Sasquatch public defender): It's great we get a center who scores and plays defense. And John Wolowyski is proving to be the steal of the draft.

Kip: Y'know Hi, I like your verve like every one else, well, maybe not Ray, but you say that line every week.

Hi: Only because he's not appreciated by the rest of the league, he has yet to get a player of the week...

Okay, okay, almost every week is John Wolowyski week, who's the new guy, maybe I. Havit can shed a little light.

I.Havit (Seattle Expresso's Basketball Beat Writer): Certainly Kip, Seattle has grabbed 26 year old Trent Oakley from the Explorers for Jay Potapenko.

Kip: So no more Potapenko sightings?

Havit: Unless you are an Explorers' fan, I would say no. Trent Oakley will lead the rotation unit along with Fizer and Medvedenko. They'll probably put Stromile Hiscock in for 2/3 of the plays at PF, giving him a breather with Nystrom. This should be a good unit...

Ray: Well he's no Hunter Battie, but anything is better than Fizer...and Potapenko just sucks.

Hi: Now Jay has a lot of potential, he just didn't get any playing time...why are you such a grumpy gus?

Ray: Careful there Hi, or they'll be wiring that jaw shut again.

Hi: Yeah well at least I wasn't in traction for a few days...

Kip: Oh I need a break from you two, stay tuned after this commercial...

Commerical: Don't forget on KJAV!!! The Gator and the Lunatic talk shop...on top of the space needle in a thunder storm.!!! All week we'll talk to the gang...listen to the Gator and the Lunatic...right after the Kip Kasper show.

Kip: -groans- Okay we'll be taking callers.

01-26-2003, 02:12 PM	#28
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Kip Kasper, here on KJAV, Seattle's infinite sportstalk radio. Here to report a trade between the Portland Explorers and the Seattle Sasquatch. Ray Pezz(prominent pessimist): I tell you, he's got Larry Brown disease, nobody else has traded once!! Hi Lowe (Sasquatch public defender): It's great we get a center who scores and plays defense. And John Wolowyski is proving to be the steal of the draft. Kip: Y'know Hi, I like your verve like every one else, well, maybe not Ray, but you say that line every week. Hi: Only because he's not appreciated by the rest of the league, he has yet to get a player of the week... Okay, okay, almost every week is John Wolowyski week, who's the new guy, maybe I. Havit can shed a little light. I.Havit (Seattle Expresso's Basketball Beat Writer): Certainly Kip, Seattle has grabbed 26 year old Trent Oakley from the Explorers for Jay Potapenko. Kip: So no more Potapenko sightings? Havit: Unless you are an Explorers' fan, I would say no. Trent Oakley will lead the rotation unit along with Fizer and Medvedenko. They'll probably put Stromile Hiscock in for 2/3 of the plays at PF, giving him a breather with Nystrom. This should be a good unit... Ray: Well he's no Hunter Battie, but anything is better than Fizer...and Potapenko just sucks. Hi: Now Jay has a lot of potential, he just didn't get any playing time...why are you such a grumpy gus? Ray: Careful there Hi, or they'll be wiring that jaw shut again. Hi: Yeah well at least I wasn't in traction for a few days... Kip: Oh I need a break from you two, stay tuned after this commercial... Commerical: Don't forget on KJAV!!! The Gator and the Lunatic talk shop...on top of the space needle in a thunder storm.!!! All week we'll talk to the gang...listen to the Gator and the Lunatic...right after the Kip Kasper show. Kip: -groans- Okay we'll be taking callers. Last edited by Qwikshot : 01-26-2003 at 02:13 PM.