[Ghost Econ]

Two more, when Lou Gehrig retired

"Hey, everybody, gather 'round! I've got something important to say, really important. You know, I've been playing baseball for a long, long time – a tremendous career, no doubt about it. The best, some say. But today, I'm here to talk about a different kind of game, a game of life.

For the past few months, I've been dealing with something tough, very tough. But let me tell you, I'm a fighter, and I've fought the best fights – believe me! And now, I have to face this challenge head-on, just like I faced those tough pitchers on the mound.

You see, folks, I've been diagnosed with something they call "Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis," or ALS. It's not good, not good at all. But I want you to know, I'm not giving up – not one bit. I've always been a winner, and I'm going to keep winning even in this game.

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. I've had the honor of playing with the greatest teammates, for the best fans, and in the grandest stadium. And I owe it all to you, the fans – the best fans in the world, believe me!

I might have some tough times ahead, but I'm not afraid, not at all. I have the support of my family, my friends, and all of you. I'm going to fight, fight like a champion, just like I did on the baseball field.

So, I want to say thank you – thank you from the bottom of my heart. You've been amazing, really amazing. And I'll never forget you – never! Thank you, thank you very much. God bless you all, and God bless America!"

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you a story – a tremendous story about a young man, born and raised, in West Philadelphia, right? He had it tough, no doubt about it. But you know what? He had a vision, a really big vision!

One day, he was playin' some basketball – you know, having a good time, doing his thing. But then, trouble came his way. He got into one little fight, and his mom – a wonderful woman, let me tell you – she got scared, really scared!

So, you know what he did? He packed his bags, and he said, "I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" That's right, folks, he made a big decision, a huge decision!

Now, he's living in a mansion, a beautiful mansion, in the most luxurious neighborhood – Bel-Air! He's got it all – the finest clothes, the fanciest cars – just living the dream, let me tell you.

But you know what? No matter how fancy, no matter how rich, he's still the same guy from West Philadelphia, deep down. He's keeping it real, folks, keeping it real!

So, let me tell you, it's a story of success, a story of triumph – just like mine, right? Thank you, thank you very much. God bless you all, and God bless America – the land of fresh princes and princesses!