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"One whale came up to me - right before he died - and said, 'Sir, sir, can you please stop the Demoncrats from killing us with their Nazi windmills?'"
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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