January 1, 2036
We ring in the New Year with some news from the academic front.
Charles Peterman, who managed to get himself in trouble for bad grades despite a 62 Intelligence rating, has returned from suspension...but
Trey Partridge's report card contains bad news. He's academically ineligible for second semester. Trey is a senior, so his college basketball career is over.
The players we were recruiting have all committed now, so let's see where some of them will play their college ball:
- Gary Fairfield: Boston College
- Jelani Obasie: Connecticut
- Jalen Christian: Lafayette
- Ethan DeLuca and Don Fernandes: North Carolina
- Isiah Cook and Josh Medley: Georgetown
- John Turner: Louisville
- Eimantas Fetkevicius and Johnathan Brown: West Virginia
- Brian Grammer: Syracuse
Man, a lot of them are going to play in the Big East. I'd just as soon not have to see them quite so often.
