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Originally Posted by rkmsuf
That damn aunt
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It sounds like that kid panicked. You could think of a million excuses to be far from home. I was kidnapped by hobos, went for a walk, was having sex with a prostitute. Anything besides telling them you're having sex with your teacher.
His parents probably didn't even believe him at first.
"What were you doing in Ocala?"
"Having sex with my teacher."
"No really, what were you, kidnapped by hobos or something?"