[Joe]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I have a buddy who tells a story about how one time at a hockey game he was taking a leak when a guy came in and stood at the urinal next to him even though the bathroom was empty. The dude then looked over at my buddy's nether region, and then looked my buddy in the eye and said, "Nice cock you got there."

I don't think I have to say that my bud got out of there as fast as he could...

Was it George Michael?