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Posted by: Astros02
Coach Victory:
How do you get your players pumped up? Do you have a good gym or do you use steroids?
Former California Governer
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Posted by: Duncan Limosani
This event actually took place in a local quickie mart in downtown Alberquerque...
“Hey man, can I have a super squishie, extra syrup...”
“Sure, that will be 2 bucks”
“Wait.. don’t i know you from somewhere??” the customer asks..
Looking around sheepishly the tall, athletic man behind the counter hushes his voice “No, I am just the squishy boy!”
“NO WAY! You’re Joe-bo Thomas! I used to watch you at The Pit, i can tell by that scar where ya broke ya head wide open!!”
“shh kid, most folks think i got a respectable job after college”
“Well what are the odds hey, Joe Thomas and Elvis working at the same quickie mart....”
Posted by: yanksare
Stevie,
How can you sleep at night knowing what you and Jeff did?
Daryl
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