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The sun is about to go down. You feel now is the time to act. Passacaglia must be a vampire. The crowd has been whipped into a frenzy. You are hungry for revenge, or some of you are.
You search for Passacaglia and you find him locked in his room. As you break the door down you are welcomed by a disturbing scene. He is sitting in his room watching a Twighlight movie....
He must be a vampire!!!! Who else would watch that crap?
You drag him out of his room kicking and screaming. He protests but before he can offer his defense a stake is driven into his chest.
He slumps to the ground as everyone backs up, waiting for the show. But nothing comes. He just lays there motionless.
You investigate and discover that he was just a normal citizen of Santa Carla, just one with a dark secret; that he liked the Twighlight movies.
Passacaglia was a vanilla villager.
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