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Old 12-24-2007, 12:15 PM   #3
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Wide Receiver Interviews

We decide to interview the seven fastest guys in the draft...

Harris Powell (6.6) - VERU OVERRATED

That makes me a little sad because he has 4.27 speed and best in class agility (6.73). His bars are ridiculously good. Hmmm.

Sammie Newman (6.1) - VERY UNDERRATED

Jerry Reeves (5.7) - VERY UNDERRATED

Zach Ciscone (5.8) - UNDERRATED

We might have more luck targetting these three and forgetting about Powell who will likely go top 10.

OJ Heiden (4.8) - AS SCOUTED

Daryl Rivera (3.7) - OVERRATED

Chad Turnbull (4.2) - HARD TO READ

Just for the heck of it we decide to interview the four best adjusted rating WR we haven't talked to yet. In essence, interviewing the best bars guys left.

Darrin Caldwell, JC LeCroy, Myron Portilla, Earnest Dunn - VERY OVERRATED

Well there is four interviews I'll never get back.

We've done enough damage here, I think. The top four wr are completely clear - all have red speed too.
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