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Old 05-28-2016, 02:09 PM   #15956
Easy Mac
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Just got some new Xiaomi Pistol headphones. For $15, these are the clearest, punchiest headphones I've ever owned. I was listening to music at the pool and it scared the shit out of me when a bass guitar cut in. I honestly thought an insect buzzed in my ear.

Speaking of shitting oneself, I sharted for the first time in my adult life this morning. Had some bad food at lunch yesterday and was on the toilet most of the afternoon/evening. Felt fine this AM. Decided to do some cardio since I missed yesterday. While doing some plank exercises, I needed to let one rip. Turns out it wasn't just gas. Thankfully I didn't have a lot left in my bowels, so I feel only about 60% ashamed of myself.
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