Staines vs Brackley
Staines is coming to town and they've also started the season 2-0-0 and are 3rd to our 4th.
Our guys are exhausted - the curse of not having a good Fitness coaching regime, which they've complained about, so we run out with this lineup:
GK Joe Day
DL Stevland Angus
DC Tom Sharpe
DC Sergio Sanchez
DR Ryan Austin
DM Brett Solkhon
DM Tyrone Thompson
ML Aaron Brown
MR Izak Reid
ST Gary Mulligan
ST Ashley Yeoman
They're running 4 flat backs, a DMC, 2 MCs, an AML, an AMR, and a ST. Familiar names include
Jack Turner,
Scott Page,
Lewis Ferrell,
David Wheeler,
Johnny Goddard and
Louis-Rae Beadle.
Staines is also on a 9 game unbeaten run dating back to last season, and they can set a club record with 10 today by beating us, so I really, really want to win the
Izulde Jestor Classic. Doubly so since we're on our home turf.
22' - Scary moment there, as
Wheeler boots it in to the post, but it bounces off and
Angus clears it out.
25' - Yellow for
Solkhon.
33' - And of course, another fucking injury force off, like we've had EVERY DAMN GAME SO FAR. This time it's
Sanchez, and we slide
Sharpe and
Angus down to put
Nisevic in.
43' -
Solkhon should have had that one...
So we're exhausted (
Thompson is at 61% already), and dealing with a rash of injuries. Yet, I'm hoping we can find a way to win this.
72' - Fuck.
0-1
74' -
Page goes off on a second yellow, and I'm hoping that'll be enough to let us score the equalizer goal in the time remaining.
89' - Nice shot from
Freeman, but no one's there to grab the rebound.
Heartbreaking loss, but really, what was to be expected with all our injury and fitness issues?
Staines jumps up to first as a result of the win, heh, which we would have done had we won. The real kicker? They were picked to finish 20th by the media.
Oxford City (6th)
GK Joe Day
DL Eddie Nisevic
DC Tom Sharpe
DC Sergio Sanchez
DR Ryan Austin
DM Brett Solkhon
DM Tyrone Thompson
ML Callum McNish
MR Izak Reid
ST Gary Mulligan
ST Ashley Yeoman
We're 7th, and Oxford City are our archrivals. We're playing at their place. Great to have
McNish back, although we're still a ways away from full health, obviously.
0' - Terrible goal kick by
Day and yeah.
0-1
19' - ...Yeah that should have been a goal by them and I thought it was in. Hair of chinny chin chin miss.
37' - Off a corner,
Sharpe kicks it and misses, goalie deflects,
Sharpe kicks it again, goalie deflects again, but third time is the try and
Sharpe finally puts it in.
1-1
40' -
Dear defenders, stop fucking scoring an awesome goal and then immediately playing shit on the other end to allow a goal that assfucks the point you just got.
1-2
51' - Pacey striker = d00m.
1-3
63' - Heh. PK and yellow for
Sharpe 1-4
74 - Thought we were going to get away without a sendoff injury? Oh fuck no. Now it's
Yeoman.
Roberts in for him, but who gives a fuck?
89 - Pile pile pile.
1-5
Walk of Shame
Eddie Nisevic - 5.4
Joe Day - 5.2
Sergio Sanchez - 5.0
Needless to say, they're getting ripped into. I also transfer list
Ashley Yeoman for half his $12k valuation.
Bromley
GK Max Crocombe
DL Eddie Nisevic
DC Tom Sharpe
DC Sergio Sanchez
DR Ryan Austin
DM Aaron Wickham
DM Tyrone Thompson
ML Callum McNish
MR Izak Reid
ST Gary Mulligan
ST Ashley Yeoman
Now we're almost back to full health, though it's another away game so I'm not holding out much hope.
Day got benched after that disaster, so let's give
Crocombe another shot.
2' - Narrowest of free kick misses by
Austin!
24' - And again,
Austin just missing on the free kick.
25' - Yellow for
Mulligan
31' - Yellow for
Sanchez
33' - Another stupid kick by
Crocombe, only he has the pace to get back and stop the goal from scoring.
35' - Nice
Wickham to
McNish string to set up
Mulligan ...who blows the open shot.
Roberts on for
Mulligan at the half, because Gary's playing like ass. Overall, though, we've been doing pretty well.
46' - Yellow for
McNish.
51' - Starting to feel a fuckload like
Staines last season.
0-1
53' -
Wickham Yellow
59' - Exactly like it.
0-2
76' -
Solkhon and
Brown on for
Wickham and
McNish.
Sanchez had a good day - 7.3, but I decide not to beat the team up overall, much as I want to. Their morale is already pretty hammered.
Training
Eddie Nisevic, Ashley Yeoman, and Joe Day have all improved. Aaron Brown continues decline.
Luke Dixon improved for youth squad, Brad Varney no.
Board really wants me to sell players. I'm trying man, I'm trying. But nobody's biting.
Bishop's Stortford (5th)
GK Max Crocombe
DL Eddie Nisevic
DC Tom Sharpe
DC Stevland Angus
DR Sergio Sanchez
DM Brett Solkhon
DM Tyrone Thompson
ML Aaron Brown
MR Izak Reid
ST Gary Mulligan
ST Ashley Yeoman
0' - Thought
Brown had it on the pass from
Yeoman, but no soap.
1' -
Yeoman to
Solkhon to
Mulligan and *there's* the start we were looking for
1-0
28' - Our backline has been really aggressive about getting in the way of shots, but they're outpaced on this counter. Fortunately the shot goes wide.
33 -
Mulligan feeds it from midfield to
Solkhon, who plays some lovely harp music to
Yeoman in for the goal!!
2-0
Terrific first half, exactly what we needed.
Roberts is going to come on for
Yeoman, who needs the breather.
54' -
Roberts gets a yellow card on what was a great goal opportunity for us, but I didn't see what for.
61' - Yellow for
Thompson
71' -
Freeman on for
Reid. Yellow for
Solkhon.
84' - We're facing a lot of pressure, so it's time to close the gates and contain.
7+
Brett Solkhon - 8.4 (MoM)
Tom Sharpe - 7.6
Gary Mulligan - 7.5
Ashley Yeoman - 7.3
Stevland Angus - 7.2
What a phenomenal performance by our team captain when we needed it most. Great job all around considering this was on another 3 days rest.
Yeoman ended a 10 hour drought, too.
The win moves us up to 9th in the table.