"And for stopping the terrorists from blowing up the White House, we will bestow upon you a lifetime free from taxes. Your children and your children's chidlren will have free access to the finest institutions of education in America. And lastly, you will be given complimentary vouchers to go see Adam Sandler's upcoming movie 'You Don't Mess With The Zohan'."
one of these things don't belong.
the point is the part about being given front row seats amidst all the other gifts of honor is fucking funny.
yeesh, tough crowd. next thing you know one of you douche's is gonna start picking apart knock knock jokes. what's next, you wanna tell a little kid the Easter Bunny ain't real?