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"We believe Debby Lynn delighted in the resolution and redemption that comes after a "knock down, drag out fight" with the ones you love."
Translation: She would often speak in vague euphemisms about great Makeup Sex, but frankly we're too mortified at the thought to directly ask her husband whether that's true or not.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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