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Old 06-14-2018, 11:33 AM   #137
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Join Date: Jul 2016
Coming soon...the Squirrel-Quik 1/1 rated lineman exchange program.

Pissed off with your lack of playing time despite that fact that you're shit at blocking and for that matter everything else and the only reason you're there at all is that you somehow cheer the spirits of other players who are not shit, making them slightly better?

Well, the exchange program has the answer for you. You will be traded from BAL to WAS and back again every second year. Each time a player very similar to you will be offered in consideration for you. Then you won't get inexplicably angry and refuse to sign the minsal contracts you deserve. We'll see you back here in a couple of years' time, partner. Have fun!
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