[Subby]

DAY 26

This is what happens when you relapse. You pretend a lot. You conveniently forget shit. You make a crazy number of excuses. You stay embarrassed.

I wish I could explain it. Maybe I was too optimistic trying to come up with a random number like 30. I mean, I am probably not going to list scratching my balls in public or staring at high school girls' asses or ninja-picking my nose as bad habits. I don't want those read into the public record (THOSE ARE JUST EXAMPLES OF COURSE!)

Anyway, 25 is a pretty solid, round number. So maybe I try and stick with this list for a week. In the past week, I have fallen asleep on the couch three times. Eaten about 500 Oreo cookies and 5 gallons of ice cream. Sucked down a cream soda. Stopped riding my bike to work.

How's that working out for me?

One fat bitch. That's how.

So here's the challenge. Take these 25 bad habits. Don't do them for one week.

I am going to weigh myself tomorrow morning and see if I can actually make some progress.

1. No soda.
2. No Starbucks.
3. No Convenience Stores.
4. No ice cream. (unless out with family, then only small)
5. No eating after 8pm.
6. No staying up late. (10p week/11p weekend)
7. No cookies.
8. No buying breakfast.
9. No candy bars.
10. No gorging pizza (2 pieces max)
11. No food from work kitchen.
12. No sleeping in (out of bed at 6am).
13. No skipping exercise (30 min per day cardio min.)
14. No sports drinks (unless after exercise)
15. No more caffeine abuse (2 drinks per day max)
16. No eating in the car.
17. No neglecting oral hygiene.
18. No burgers AND fries.
19. No computer addiction (no computer at home, 1 hour on weekend).
20. No television addiction (3 hours per night, 15 per week).
21. No seconds.
22. No restaurant desserts.
23. No donuts.
24. No popcorn.
25. No buying lunch.

How hard can this be? Honestly. I have got to stop being a mewling twat.