Everyone decides that Raiders Army must be a vampire. The crowd grows and mob mentality begins.
"Let's make him suffer!!!"
He's put up with the Raiders for years, hasn't he suffered enough?
The answer seems to be no.
You find him sitting in front of a Bo Jackson poster staring longingly...
You pull im out into the streets and before he can protest you put a stake through his heart. He falls limp. No stuggle, no theatrics...
You check his body and find nothing but a California drivers license and a Marcus Allen rookie card (which you draw straws for).
Raiders Army was a vanilla villager.
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